10. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8 o'clock!"

9. You can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

8. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human Resources.

7. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

6. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

5. So you can add (with a little help from Muzak) "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

4. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

3. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

2. No one ever borrows your chair.

And the number one reason to come to work naked:

1. To find out if it's really like the dream.