The Band Names Game!! Warning! Tasteless material below! Be sure to read it slowly and think about it. Some people we know try to amuse each other by dreaming up weird band names. It's hard to come up with goofy band names that haven't already been taken. But day after day these guys try, and the least we can do is publish some of them here. Update, 11/21/2008: Gosh, seven years later, someone new has joined the game! We'll call him "CURLS." If you are sufficiently clever and tasteless enough to actually want to play this game, if you crave being remembered here, send your goofy band names to drgone@triviana.com. Maybe Doc will add you to the steaming pile. Perhaps these bands would appear at the ... Speedy Little Rabbit Nuggets Club Bands Appearing This Week Sunday -- Toots Sprayall and the Tent Lifters Monday -- Mobius Moe and the Twisted Misters Tuesday -- Bush's Baked Beans & the Rising Price of Natural Gas Wednesday -- Red Hot Lobster Mama and All the Crabs You Can Eat Thursday -- Muddy Rivers and the Prunedale Crooners Friday -- Bad Booze and the Whiskey Shits Saturday - Little Head and The Deep Thinkers Plenty more nonsense where that came from! Read below at your own risk.. Discount Dracula (CURLS, 11/20/01 23:11) Cruel To Be Kind & the Right Measures (BUB, 11/15/01 19:11) Vomit Bag and The Runs (MR KEWL, 11/15/01 19:08) Dusty Coalpile & the Mine Acid Canaries (BUB, 11/15/01 18:56) Bongo Bongo & the Green Mango Quick Steppers (BUB, 11/15/01 18:43) Muddy Rivers and the Prunedale Crooners (MR KEWL, 11/15/01 18:11) Gas-Blaster Bill and the Beano Bucket Brigade (MR KEWL, 11/14/01 17:38) Broad Daylight & the Front Loading Zone (BUB, 11/14/01 17:19) Too-Timin' Dolly and the Happy Campers (MR KEWL, 11/13/01 18:05) Hungry Hal and the Less Fortunate (BUB, 11/13/01 18:01) Bare-tuna Tina & the Little Shavers (BUB, 11/05/01 20:56) Bad Pie & the Reach Toothbrush Fill-Whore-Moan-ic Orchestra (BUB, 11/05/01 20:45) Hair Pie & the Strand No Toothpick Can Reach (BUB, 11/05/01 20:43) The Tabs (i like it cause it sounds '50s yet is a nice drug reference) (SANGIOVESE, 10/30/01 15:54) Suspicious Trash Fires (i stole that from [a friend] (SANGIOVESE, 10/30/01 15:53) Stool Sample (SANGIOVESE, 10/30/01 15:52) Sangiovese's Nuts & the Calypso Can Openers (BUB, 10/30/01 15:52) Honeymoon Sandwich (SANGIOVESE) i love the whiskey shits. great name for a band! (SANGIOVESE, 10/30/01 15:38) Chauncey Gardner & the Water Walkers (BUB, 10/02/01 14:39) Chance Gardener and I Like To Watch (MR KEWL, 10/02/01 14:38) Red Hot Lobster Mama and All the Crabs You Can Eat (MR KEWL, 10/02/01 14:21) Crab Claw and Her Buttery Remainders (MR KEWL, 10/02/01 14:11) Dead Lobster and the Obnoxious Waitresses Muff Diver Doug & the Pussy Combers (BUB, 10/02/01 14:12) The Lunch Lady Land Players (BUB, 10/02/01 14:08) Meaningless Moe and the Interoffice Survey (MR KEWL, 9/25/01 17:09) Brainless Twit and the Demented Message Senders (MR KEWL, 9/25/01 16:11) Whitebread Moron and Holier Than Thou (MR KEWL, 9/25/01 16:02) Staple Gun and the Face-Lifts (MR KEWL, 9/25/01 15:59) Furry Burger and the Secret Sauce (MR KEWL, 9/25/01 15:57) Bush's Baked Beans & the Rising Price of Natural Gas (BUB, 6/13/01 20:24) Bad Beef Bub & the Swollen Gasbags (BUB, 6/13/01 20:21) I had the bbq beef at the Company Cafe & Garbage Scow, and I am full of methane. (BUB, 6/13/01 20:18) Mobius Moe and the Twisted Misters (BUB, MR KEWL, 6/13/01 20:11) Tomato Sue & the Toasted Cheese Sandwichs (BUB, 6/13/01 20:10) Bent Pinkie & the Boogiemen (BUB, 6/13/01 20:08) Now appearing at the Maggot House Diner and Comedy Club. (BUB, 6/13/01 19:56) Dairy Queen & the Old Soft Stool (BUB, 6/13/01 19:55) Toots Sprayall and the Tent Lifters (MR KEWL, 6/13/01 19:53) TODAY'S HANDY SURVIVALIST TIP: Eat TONS of beans while camping in small tents. (BUB, 6/13/01 19:47) Yea. Post it like a concert schedule for the Pew Thumper Beanery. (BUB, 6/13/01 19:29) Jalapeno Nachos & the Put Some More Ons (BUB, 6/05/01 20:57) Chubby Bub & the Club (BUB, 6/05/01 20:52) Don't Touch Me There and The Quick Release (MR KEWL, 6/05/01 20:51) Hang on Sloopy & the Slurpy, Sloppy Seconds (BUB, 6/05/01 20:50) Baby, Don't Go and I Ain't Had Enough (MR KEWL, 6/05/01 20:50) Johnny Come Quickly & the Minute Men (BUB, 6/05/01 20:49) Back Door Bill & the Flying Pussy Farts (BUB, 6/05/01 20:46) One String At A Time (MR KEWL, 6/05/01 20:44) very good, Little Johnny &the One-Notes (BUB, 6/05/01 20:43) Little Head and The Deep Thinkers (MR KEWL, 6/05/01 20:41) One-eyed Baldie and the Women Who Ride Him (BUB, 6/05/01 20:40) Men in White Hats and The Women Who Love Them (MR KEWL, 6/05/01 20:39) Cabbage Patch Annie & the Carrot Stick Reamers (BUB, 6/05/01 20:15) Momma's Last Chance and the Boys of Summer (MR KEWL, 6/05/01 20:14) Hot Mamma & the Summer of 42 (BUB, 6/05/01 20:14) Phony Baloney & the Styrofoam Turds (BUB, 6/05/01 20:11)

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